Flakes

Frank Zappa

They don't do no good
They never be workin
When they oughta should
They waste your time
There wastin mine
California got the most of them
Boy they got a host of them

R: Swear to god they get the most
   At every business on the coast
   Swear to god they get the most
   At every business on the coast

   They got the flakes  

They can't fix yer brakes
You ask them "Where's my motor?"
Well it was eaten snakes
You can stab an shoot an spit
But they wont be fixin it
There lyin and lazy
They can be drivin you crazy

R: Swear to god they get the most...

   Take it away bob!!!
   I asked as nice as I could

If my job would
Somehow be finished by friday
Well the whole damn weekend
Came and went Frankie
An they didn't do nothing
But they charged me double for sunday
You know no matter what you do
They gonna cheat an rob you
That'll get you senses reeling
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
That'll get you so crazy
Til you head'll go through the ceiling
Yes it will


I'm a moron an this is my wife
She frosting a cake with a paper knife
All what we got here's American make
It's a little bit cheesey
But its nicely displayed
Well we don't gez excited when it
We just get on the phone and call some flakes
They rush on over and break it some more
And we are so dumb there lining up at our door
Well the toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says never flush a tampoon

This great info cost me half a weeks pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day
Blew up the next day


We are million an millions
Were coming to get you
Were protected by unions
So don't let it upset you
Cant escape the conclusion
Its probably god's will
That civilization
Will gring to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
Whilw yer children is sleepin
yer puppy is crappin
You might call us flakes
Or something else you might coin us
But we know you're so greedy
That you'll probably join us

Were coming to get you, were
Coming to get you