Bed & Breakfast Man

Madness

 Well there's a man I know
 At least I used to years ago
 I didn't really mind
 He used to come 'round all the time

 Of course he had to be fed
 I had to give him a bed
 He used to kip on my sofa
 They used to call him a loafer

 I've heard he's changed
 A lot since then
 But some of his ways
 He just can't mend

 Told the other day
 That he'd offered to pay
 He didn't like his dad
 He earned all he ever had

 He didn't have no shame
 He was a master at his game
 He never showed his hand
 He was the bed and breakfast man

 He was, he was the bed and breakfast man...