Some take the bible for what it's worth When it says that the meek shall inherit the earth Well, I heard that some sheik Bought New Jersey last week And you suckers ain't gettin' nothing! (This line is all single note in the bass except the F at the F.) Is Hare Rama really wrong If you wander around with a napkin on With a bell on a stick An' your hair is all gone... (The meek shall inherit nothin') And you're up against the wall Well, people, you ain't even got no kind of deal at all `Cause what they do In Washington They just takes care of number one And number one ain't you You ain't even number two! Those Jesus freaks, well they're friendly but The shit they believe has got their minds all shut An' they don't even care Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin' So whaddya do? Eat that pork, eat that ham Laugh till you choke on Billy Graham Moses, Aaron and Abraham, they're all a waste of time And it's your ass that's on the line (It's your ass that's on the line) Do what you wanna, do what you will Just don't mess up your neighbor's thrill And when you pay the bill Kindly leave a little tip And help the next poor sucker on his one way trip Some take the bible oh, oh (Awww, give me half a dozen for the hotel room)